A gig is a gig

I didn’t know Creed was still touring.

garbage can gig

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LeBron is a bitch

lebron is a bitch shirt

Buy this shirt here.

Human Catapult Launches People Off Bridge into Deep Gorge

God, I hope ISIS doesn’t get a hold of one of these.

Baltimore Mom Whoops Her Son’s Ass For Rioting

A wonderful moment was captured on video during the Baltimore riots. I the video, the woman, who hasn’t been identified, was captured telling the teenager, who also hasn’t been identified, to “take that f—— mask off.” Police have publicly praised her actions.

More parents need to get out there and start parenting.

I like humans again

receipt

receipt note

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Boston Fans

Post game interview with Kevin Love after Celtics Mavs game.

Kevin Love

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Redundant Redundancy

Redundant Redundancy

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What happens when you kiss a venomous water moccasin?

Austin Hatfield

Austin Hatfield (before and after)

A Florida teen is is lucky to be alive after he was bitten by a venomous snake. Austin Hatfield pretty much got what he deserved after repeatedly kissing a water moccasin until the 4-foot reptile had enough and bit him in the face.

Cool picnic table

Cool picnic table

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Playboy ranks Juicy Lucy burgers in Minneapolis

“Minneapolis’ Iconic Cheese-Stuffed Hamburgers, the Juicy Lucy, Ranked”, April 2015. (Playboy)

“Minneapolis’ Iconic Cheese-Stuffed Hamburgers, the Juicy Lucy, Ranked”, April 2015. (Playboy)

The 5-8 Club and Matt’s Bar both claim to have created the first Juicy Lucy. The battle for ownership is sort of like the Twin Cities’ Judgment of Solomon, for if you cut one in half, all its goodness would spill out, leaving each with nothing but half a boring, normal hamburger. See the full ranking of establishments here

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