Don’t not make eye contact with this cat

Don't not make eye contact with this cat
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Terrified dog swims up to kayaker

A man kayaking in the Gulf of Mexico rescued an injured dog that was swimming offshore after fleeing when his owner was struck and killed by a car.

The bizarre and sad tale unfolded on Saturday afternoon on Siesta Key, an island community about 40 miles (65 kilometers) south of St. Petersburg, FL.

News reports say that 53-year-old Donna Chen was jogging with her dog Barney, a Hungarian Vizsla. A 22-year-old named Blake Talman was driving drunk and hit them. The dog owner died at the scene and the badly injured and scared dog ran off and jumped into the Gulf of Mexico.

The kayaker captured the water rescue on his video camera. Barney is now back with his family. I assume, mourning and dreaming of eating that drunk driver for lunch.

They’re real people!

Here is proof that the online chat help people you ask questions to are real people.

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Cleanup on aisle 5

This is wrong on so many levels.

Cleanup on aisle 5

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Dad interrogates his baby girl about who her favorite parent is

I am finally getting to this video. Adorable. Funny. A must see. Wow, does that sound like a movie commercial or what? Anyway, watch it. You’ll be glad you did.

Woman finds racial slur on Papa John’s receipt

Another reason to check your receipt: After buying a pizza from the Hamilton Heights branch of Papa John’s in New York City on Saturday, Harlem resident Minhee Cho discovered that an employee had described her using the racial slur, “lady chinky eyes.” 

Papa Johns receipt

Cho posted a photo of the receipt on Twitter and tweeted: “Hey @PapaJohns just FYI my name isn’t ‘lady chinky eyes’”

Cho commented that she was “surprised” to see the racist phrase as “the lady that was serving me was super nice and we joked and it seemed super normal.”

Papa John’s responded quickly, saying via Twitter on Saturday evening that the employee (a sixteen-year-old girl, says Gothamist) had been fired and expressing shock at the incident:

We are very upset by recent receipt issue in New York & sincerely apologize to our customer. Franchise employee involved is being terminated.

The pizza chain had no choice but to respond with alacrity. After Cho tweeted about the receipt, it was viewed over 200,000 times over the weekend, according to CNN.

Probably gonna get blasted for this, but I kinda feel bad for companies now. With social media, nothing can be dealt with in-house and in a private matter. Companies always take a risk hiring people, and inevitably a shithead will get employed. I don’t think we need to call for a boycott of the pizza chain or anything though. People need to settle down.

Papa John’s fired the dipwad that did it. Cancel the sensitivity training. Stop releasing official statements. Let’s move on.

Van Halen “Tattoo” single

Check out the new song “Tattoo” from Van Halen. The single should be available for download here. What do you think?

Australian Bungee Jump Goes Wrong

My biggest fears are realized in this terrifying bungee jumping video.

22-year-old Erin Langworth joined friends to go bungee jumping over the Zambezi River in Zimbabwe when the fun turned to horror. The rope snapped, dropping the Australian tourist into the water.

Langworth somehow escaped serious injury, heading home after a week in the hospital.

You’re welcome in advance for the daymares

A feline organist and an incredibly creepy man offer a rendition of ‘Jesus Loves Me’ that might even give David Lynch nightmares. This video is from a creepy segment of the old Andy’s Gang show. You’re welcome in advance for the daymares.


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Extra strong garlic sauce print ad

Clever print ad here for extra strong garlic sauce print ad by N=5, Amsterdam.

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