What Would You Do If A Kid Asked You For A Light?

How would you react if a 9 year-old came up to you and asked you to light his smoke?

Quit smoking. Try these.

Fart Freely With Shreddies

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Here is another line of flatulence filtering underwear. Shreddies are sold for just $32 for women and $40 for men. Presumably because men are gassier. Apparently the skivvies use chemical warfare technology to cancel out your offensive butt thunder. Go buy here you  rot ass!

I posted on another product like this once before.

Corn maze for blondes

corn maze for blondes

Off the top rope

Off the top rope

(Source: distinguishedbaloney)

AC/DC’s new song ‘Play Ball’

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This is the new single from AC/DC’s forthcoming album, Rock or Bust (Due December 2014). If it looks like AC/DC and sounds like AC/DC, then it’s probably AC/DC.

Pre-order the album here.

A Black Widow and Brown Recluse On Fingertips

Why, WHY, WHY would you do this??!!??!!

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Here is the video:

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More spider stuff

“Twin Peaks” is coming to Showtime in 2016

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Twin Peaks fans’ 25 year wait is over. One of my favorite TV cult series of all time is coming back with a new limited series run on Showtime. What is even better is that the original creators, David Lynch and Mark Frost will write and produce all nine episodes, with Lynch set to direct every episode. The series will be nine-episodes and premiere in 2016 marking the 25th anniversary of when the series finished its run on ABC.

Fans will no doubt want to re-watch the first two seasons. Buy them here.

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Nordic Trek

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Spooky Black

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Who is Spooky Black? Just an Internet monster with the voice of an angel.

He hails from St. Paul, Minn. and is America’s answer to Yung Lean. But nevermind that. Back in February, he hit us in the head with a video for “Without You.” Imagine singing this to your crush while rocking a turtle neck, a 14K First Communion chain, and either a white stocking cap or black durag even though you can’t get waves. All that equals waterworks, she won’t be able to resist. Trust. via Complex

Despite his chosen aesthetic, or perhaps in part because of it, Spooky Black has become something of an internet sensation. Spooky’s “Without You” has received over a million views on YouTube and his “Black Silk” mixtape is the focus of a growing cult following. Buy his album here.

The identity and true motivations of this artist are unfortunately still a mystery however for at the time of writing, Spooky Black will have yet to conduct a single interview.