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Twins Ervin Santana to miss the first 80 games

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It’s gonna be a long season Twins fans. The StarTribune is reporting that Ervin Santana, who signed a four-year, $54 million contract with the Twins during the offseason, tested positive for Stanozolol. Stanozolol is a steroid favorited by cheating athletes and is banned by the MLB. The consequence? Suspended for 80 games. 

Twins fans reading this now just had their hearts broken. This usually doesn’t happen until the postseason. 

Seems like Minnesota always picks the winners don’t they? In unrelated news to the PED thing, Major League Jewelers Inc. is saying Santana owes them more than $40k for unpaid bling and is suing him for it. This guy is shaping up to be a real team leader huh?

Maybe Santana wasn’t that great of a signing after all? 

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How to make Easter Eggs

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A shredder for your cheddar

Rocking the air guitar is totally cheesy, so why not get out what you put in? The Shredder Cheese Grater lets you file down that block of cheddar like a real rock and roller would. Keep up your heavy metal image in the kitchen with this stainless steel, dishwasher safe guitar grater. Buy here for just $7.99 and free shipping.

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Happy Easter

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Terrified kids with the Easter Bunny

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Good Friday

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1 in 3 of these snakes will bite

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50 Shades of Pray

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Sportsmanship

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