The backstage rider for Steven Tyler for his national anthem gig during the football game yesterday has been revealed. (via Mark Lisanti Grantland)
- 6 scented candles that smell like Joe Perry (leather pants, Jack Daniel’s, guitar polish)
- 12 caged doves, for harvesting fresh earring feathers
- Assortment of cowboy boots in various endangered-animal skins (only must-have is white tiger hide)
- A crap-ton of pastel scarves, with the precise “crap-ton” amount to be determined by Mr. Tyler upon arrival
- Danny Woodhead must act as a human footstool for at least a half-hour at some time prior to kickoff
- Pregame session with Tom Brady’s hair stylist
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