Christmas Tree Horror Story

christmas tree horror story

via OffTheMark.com

Buy an artificial tree here

Phone Flask

Who’s calling? Probably your AA sponsor.

phone flask

You know you want it. Buy it here you Alchie.

Don’t do drugs kids

Man forces open a subway train door and jumps out.

Man forces open a subway train door and jumps out.

Here are more reasons I don’t ride public transportation.

Gluten Free Toaster

“Normal bread” not allowed.

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Go buy toasters here.

Writing Alimony Checks Like A Boss

Guys has his face, and the face of his new girlfriend printed on the alimony checks he writes to his ex-wife.

alimony checks

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Excused from Sex Ed for Religious Reasons

zoo gorillas

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Honest Christmas Cards

honest christmas cards

The most hilarious news bloopers of 2015

George Bush to Enter the 2016 Presidential Race

Watch Saturday Night Live classics here.

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Trump better deal with these Muslims before they start killing us!

trump killing muslims