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Finally a way to ruin a telemarketers day

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If you are like me, you have been waiting for a technology to payback those annoying telemarketers. Well kids, it has arrived.

Jolly Roger Telephone Co. is an automated system that talks to telemarketers for you.

When a telemarketer calls, you can conference in Jolly Roger’s human sounding prerecorded guy and have it interact with the telemarketer on your behalf until the telemarketer gets frustrated and ends the call.

Jolly Roger Telephone Co. developer Roger Anderson created the system to reduce the number of telemarketers calling his house and later shared his invention with the world.

When you get a call from a telemarketer and they ask something like “Mr. Jones?”, say “Oh, you want Mr. Jones? Sure hang on – he’s right here…” then,

  1. Press “add call”
  2. Dial the robot at 214-666-4321. While you’re dialing, keep chatting into your phone like you’re trying to get Mr. Jones (“yeah – phone for you”, “okay, he’s coming hang on…”, etc)
  3. Press “Add call” or “Merge call” or “Conference” or whatever will add the robot to the conversation.
  4. MUTE YOURSELF so your background noise doesn’t affect the conversation.
  5. Listen to the call, and hang up when the telemarketer hangs up.

Listen to it in action!

Top 5 Coloring Books for Grown-Ass Adults

Photo: IDOPT

Photo: IDOPT

Adults have reverted back to child’s play and are coloring in coloring books at a rapid rate. It’s a bit weird, but those who do it say it is a create creative outlet and helps relieve stress, while others say it represents a desire to experience the tactile sensation that we are missing in our largely digital world.

Here are the top 5 adult coloring books for adults.

  1. “Secret Garden”
  2. “Lost Ocean”
  3. “Enchanted Forest”
  4. “Adult Coloring Book: Stress Relieving Animal Designs”
  5. “Creative Haven Owls Coloring Book (Adult Coloring)”

According to a recent ranking at Amazon, five out of the top 10 best-selling books in the United States were adult coloring books.

They aren’t using crayons in most cases either. Adult coloring enthusiasts fine tune their art with colored pencils instead like these.

The bread aisle during a Minnesota snowstorm

The bread aisle during a Minnesota snowstorm

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Top 10 Names of Douchebag Guys

Top 10 Names of Douchebag Guys

 

 

“Douchiest” Guys Names

15. Nick – Still has a severely crinkled poster of Pamela Anderson under his bed
14. Jeff – Might even spell it “Geoff” and wears a lot of Axe
13. Erik with a K – Black thick framed glasses and with an MBA from DeVry
12. Cody – Wears a Monster Energy drink hat and dates 14 year olds
11. Paul – Probably peeking in your windows right now
10. Wayne – Wears one of those Bret Michaels cowboy hats and is obsessed with Zac Brown Band
9. Adam – You invited him to your party and he stole your iPod
8. Brody – Has a neck tattoo and mainlines Creatine
7. Thad – Rips on gays, but is always shirtless around his bros
6. Xander – Wears skinny jeans and a man bun
5. Curt – Wears bow ties to be ironic
4. Chet – Stole your girlfriend after she went boating on his Dad’s yacht
3. Troy – Is bald and has a popped collar on a pink Polo shirt
2. Chad – Vapes (aka Douche Flute) and cries himself to sleep after jerking off
1. Blake – Wears a small TapOut shirt and wants to arm wrestle EVERYONE

Urinal Etiquette

A video will help guys handle the most complex and confusing bathroom situations.

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How tripping on one step can really backfire

Funny GIF of someone falling down a flight of stairs.

Better get some better footwear