Does your cat look like Adolf Hitler? Do you wake up in a cold sweat every night wondering if he’s going to up and invade Poland? Does he keep putting his right paw in the air while making a meow noise that sounds suspiciously like “Sieg Miaow”? If so, this is the website for you.
Here are some of the more unfortunate markings you’ll find there.
Rip Alan Swartz liked calling women and asking them questions about their panty hose.
1. Man ‘ashamed’ over thousands of lewd prank calls referencing pantyhose. [full story]
2. Court finds couple not guilty of child abuse for naming son Adolf Hitler. [full story]
3. Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler suffered a spill in the shower that has delayed a concert in Paraguay, Reuters reports. They say he knocked out two of his teeth. Here’s what that would look like.
4. How to clear a stuffy nose in two minutes. [Read more]
5. Trampoline + Wall = Awesome
6. In case you didn’t know, the “C.S.” in C.S. Lewis stands for Clive Staples.
7. Man Rapes (Or Gets Raped?) By German Shepherd. Watch the crazy news story here.
8. Talent scouts for Tom Hanks’ new movie about Somali pirates are coming to the Twin Cities to hold auditions for actors and non-actors. Nov. 5 at Brian Coyle Center, 420 15th Av. S., Minneapolis. You don’t need to make an appointment; just stop by from 10:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. with a non-returnable current photo. There is no fee to audition. The movie is about this guy.
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