When short-sighted Alf Spence tottered down to his local postbox to send a card, he hoped he hadn’t missed the last collection.
But as he popped the envelope through the little slot a concerned passerby looked at him with a stunned expression.
The good Samaritan tapped a befuddled Alf, 91, on the shoulder and explained to him that he wasn’t standing in front of a postbox, but had in fact posted his great-grandson’s birthday card into a DOG POO waste bin!
Apparently the old-timer had been dropping off his mail at this location for 2 years!
Royal Mail will now cancel their investigation into the hundreds of missing letters and parcels he’s sent over the last two years.
FML
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