This dude looks like he has a lot of Crisco on hand.
Rock Island police arrested a man found naked and covered in cooking spray early Monday in the downtown area.
Officers responded to the call of a naked man at 3:27 a.m. who “had lathered himself up in Crisco. He was covered in grease, and was holding the can under his arm.”
Rock Island Deputy Chief of Police Jeff VenHuizen said the man, Chad William Forber, 41, of Blue Grass, had taken off his shorts because they were too big and would not stay on.
The slippery criminal told police he “was looking for a place to party.”
Who isn’t?
Surprise! When officers searched the man’s shorts, they seized a quantity of drugs they suspected were methamphetamine. Full story.
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