ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com will send an envelope full of glitter to whomever you want. And embedded in the glitter will be a note explaining why they’re getting the shipment. Why glitter? Because it’s the “herpes of the craft world” that “gets on everything.”
This is similar to the feces by mail service we posted about a few months ago, but a little bit classier.
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