13-year-old boys are serious about their video games. If your game sucks, they’ll let you know like this kid did (see actual transcript below). The review of Super PSTW Action RPG was riddled with misspelled words and frustration that only a teenage gamer could articulate.
When the review was read by a professional voice over guy named D-Mac, something magical happened. I reley hope you like it.
Complete transcription of review:
“i reley dont wan to say this, but i have to now.
this game is so esey. i mean, all you do is hit the spacebar. thats it! how is this an RPG anyway? you cant contrail anything but what it says on the screen! what if i didnt want to buy the potion? what apout quests? all you can upgrade is stranth? there is no way you can lose to the boss at the end! this game is crap! its not even an RPG at all! i mean look at it! in what way is this supposed to be an RPG if you can do quests and stuff? all you do is press one butten the entier time! explain to me! the athore coments al totol lies! is it supposed to be stick dudes? i dont even know how this damn game got the daily 3rd prize, or a rating of 4.26!
pepole think this review is worthles.
go ahead! say it! i dont care! im just trying to make a point here!
blam this piece of crap!!!!”
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