Tag Archives: Funny

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

calm your tits

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Treesome

Treesome

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I want to punch this hipster soooo bad

hipster bike apple

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A very bad day for this FedEx driver

That was the funniest thing those dogs have probably ever seen.

Other funny FedEx stuff

Weird News Links

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‘Noah’ Screening Canceled After Movie Theater Floods
Police Quack Home Intruder Case
Woman Arrested After Allegedly Pooping In Courthouse Elevator
Man Arrested For DUI Wears The Right Shirt
Drone Smashes Into Triathlete During Race Causing Head Injury
Hoarders’ home in Texas filled with more than 100 cats
Dude Chopped Off Hand With Homemade Guillotine. Learn why.

MARK-GODDARD guillotine

Free Ice Cream

free ice cream

 

Cup Prank

cup prank

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Scared like a mofo

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Never Nude?

Trend spotting at the grocery store. Never Nude?

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Head in jar prank

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Then leave it next to the olives at the grocery store or leave it for when you invite a new girlfriend over for the first time. 

HEad in jar prank