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Patton Oswalt’s Facebook Post After Boston Bombing

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Patton Oswalt; image at @PattonOswaltFacebook

Patton Oswalt wrote that while violence such as Monday’s tragedy exemplifies the worst of humanity, it’s easy to lose track of the bigger picture.

Here’s is what he posted to his Facebook page. Well said I think.

Boston. Fucking horrible.

I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, “Well, I’ve had it with humanity.” But I was wrong. I don’t know what’s going to be revealed to be behind all of this mayhem. One human insect or a poisonous mass of broken sociopaths.

But here’s what I DO know. If it’s one person or a HUNDRED people, that number is not even a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a percent of the population on this planet. You watch the videos of the carnage and there are people running TOWARDS the destruction to help out. (Thanks FAKE Gallery founder and owner Paul Kozlowski for pointing this out to me). This is a giant planet and we’re lucky to live on it but there are prices and penalties incurred for the daily miracle of existence. One of them is, every once in awhile, the wiring of a tiny sliver of the species gets snarled and they’re pointed towards darkness.

But the vast majority stands against that darkness and, like white blood cells attacking a virus, they dilute and weaken and eventually wash away the evil doers and, more importantly, the damage they wreak. This is beyond religion or creed or nation. We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We’d have eaten ourselves alive long ago.

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, “The good outnumber you, and we always will.”

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Three new flavors of Lay’s potato chips

Three new flavors of Lay’s potato chips enter grocery stores across the country this week, but only one will earn a permanent place on chip aisle shelves.

Cheesy Garlic Bread, Chicken & Waffles and Sriracha.

In late 2012 Frito-Lay launched its “Do Us a Flavor” contest, encouraging potato-chip fans to dream up a new flavor for Lay’s chips. The three finalist flavors were announced in early February: Cheesy Garlic Bread, Chicken & Waffles and Sriracha. The contest continues as Frito-Lay asks consumers to vote for their favorite of the three via a Facebook app (and you gotta be logged in to do so). The winning chip flavor will join Lay’s line of potato chips, while the losers, we imagine, will end up on eBay.

Father pays daughter $200 to quit Facebook

Rachel Baier, a 14-year-old high school student from Wellesley, Mass., struck a deal with her dad that would require her to completely walk away from the popular social network for five months. In exchange, her father Paul will pay her $200. (from Daily Dot)

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From story: To ensure fulfillment of the signed agreement, the elder Baier has access to the high schooler’s Facebook account and can change the password to avoid reactivation. Given that this was the 14-year-old’s idea in the first place, that shouldn’t be a problem.

Paul Baier, a vice president at a Boston-area energy firm, posted a photograph of the signed contract on his blog, which usually focuses on energy technology and sustainability.

“It was her idea,” Baier told the Daily Dot. “She wants to earn money and also finds Facebook a distraction and a waste of time sometimes. She plans to go back on after the 6 months is over”

Dad Fail

When parents friend you on Facebook…

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More parenting fails here.

Duquan is about to update is profile image

Hope he presses the right button for this picture.

Hope he presses the right button for this picture.
(via Distinguished Baloney)

Police Planking

Planking on a cop car and posting it to Facebook will give you the opportunity to do some planking in prison.Police Planking

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Look at this Instagram (Nickelback Parody)

If the overuse of Instagram on Facebook bothers you, then watch this hilarious video.
Look at this Instagram Nickelback Parody

The pictures you want to remember. A song you want to forget.

NYPD cop picture goes viral

It’s not often we get to show the world something good about a cop even though thousands of them do good every day. Here is an example of what’s meant when we say, “they aren’t all bad” or “most cops are good.”

A photograph taken by a passing tourist of Mr Deprimo kneeling down to help the man put the shoes on was later posted to the New York Police Department’s Facebook page

A tourist snapped this photo of Officer Deprimo kneeling down to help the man put the shoes on was later posted to the New York Police Department’s Facebook page and has since been viewed 1.6 million times. Officer Lawrence Deprimo bought a pair of socks and boots for the homeless man after noticing he was barefooted in freezing temperatures.

If you are one of those people who hate copes, maybe this story will change your mind about them. If anything, I hope it inspires you to do something nice for someone in need this holiday season.

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