Redneck apartment complex

Redneck apartment complex

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Check out this redneck fire alarm

Scorpion Pizza

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Kelly Clarkson

I think their last jump shot was a little pitchy.

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When you are riding with a white family and a rap song comes on

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Free Air Pressure Checks

Goodyear sign offering free tire-pressure checks for Patriots fans. Genius.

Free Tire Checks

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VIDEO: Student assaults teacher in classroom for taking phone away

TEacher video slammed phone

A ninth-grader at John F. Kennedy High School in Paterson, NJ was arrested Friday and charged with assaulting a teacher in a classroom.

The attack, captured on video, shows the teen slamming the 62-year-old educator to the floor in front of other students in an effort to get his cellphone back.

The teacher apparently confiscated the phone — which belonged to the assailant — from another student. The principal said students are allowed to use cellphones in class for academic purposes, but staff may take the devices and return them at the end of the day if students use them for other reasons.

City school officials confirmed that criminal charges have been filed against the student, who has been suspended from school.

It’s sad other students didn’t step in to help. It’s equally sad that this teacher probably had to decide between letting the assault happen or defending himself with force, which likely would have resulted in losing his job.

WUT?

I love it when you talk dirty KFC. Food Voodoo. #Foodoo

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Watching the Miss Universe pageant with my wife

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Miss America 1924

Hairbrush invented: 1925

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Revenge: Ship Glitter To Your Enemies

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ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com will send an envelope full of glitter to whomever you want. And embedded in the glitter will be a note explaining why they’re getting the shipment. Why glitter? Because it’s the “herpes of the craft world” that “gets on everything.”

This is similar to the feces by mail service we posted about a few months ago, but a little bit classier.