Category Archives: Love, Parenting, and Relationships

The cold hard truth about dating, marriage, parenting, and sex.

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

calm your tits


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Unsure of how to confess your love to someone?

lime guy

Try this:

  1. Gather several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes in my experience).
  5. Finally, finish gathering up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.


If that doesn’t work, try this or this.

Fast drivers unknowingly invited to their own funeral

To call attention to the dangers of speeding, ad agency 20something had people invite their fast-driving friends or relatives to their own funeral. The speeders, were unaware that they were stepping into their own funeral. Tearful friends and relatives lament losing their loved ones lost too soon, while the offender looks on in despair. 

Agency: 20something

Client: IBSR / BIVV




Wedding DJ does some impromptu drumming

The progression of “The Rock” Dwayne Johnson

The progression of "The Rock" Dwayne Johnson



Meet Alex


PARTAY!!!! Wait a second…

Parenting fail. When you see it.



How much does it cost to propose at a baseball game?

Swimmingly did a favor for all those baseball fans who are looking to tie the knot, by asking all 30 MLB teams about the cost of using their scoreboards for a those ill-advised marriage proposals.


Just be prepared that if you propose to a stadium full of people, that this can happen.