Um, where is my chaser of eggnog???
You are your own worst enemy.
You think this guy is drunk? You haven’t seen these photos then obviously.
A guy who works at a car dealership in Victoria Park, Western Australia, keeps his co-workers entertained (annoyed) all day by telling them jokes that are so bad they’re good (warning: some of them get a little offensive).
Check out the just-discovered band Kitties in Chains and their rocking new song “Cat in the Box.” The above video is really just a perfect cartoon parody of Alice in Chains‘ “Man in the Box,” created by Joey Siler with music by Chris Senter.
The original “Man in the Box” was included on Alice in Chains’ debut album Facelift, which celebrates its 25th anniversary this year. Pulled as a single in 1991, the song reached No. 18 on Billboard’s Album Rock Tracks chart and earned a Grammy nomination in 1992. Staley died of an overdose in 2002. William DuVall took over lead vocals when Alice in Chains reformed in 2005.
Not to be a stickler, but I believe the correct pluralization is either clitori or clitorati.
If you need to keep your digits warm, and want said digits to look like yummy French fries… then here are your new gloves. Dallas-based ad agency, Moroch is behind this marketing idea. Now sure how you get your “hands” on them yet.
I bet they smell wonderful.