1. Check out other hilarious wedding announcements here.
2. I seriously HATE Axl Rose right now. Here’s why. Go get bent Axl!
3. 15 Movie Roles Almost Played by Nicolas Cage (thank God he didn’t).
4. Did you hear that Matt Groening revealed where , the illustrious hometown of “The Simpsons,” is really based?
5. Check out this awesome bed gun safe called the “BedBunker.”
6. Burger King Releases New Bacon Sundae. Gotta love America.
7. Charles Manson has again been denied parole. Manson, 77, will be eligible again in 2027. The above video from 1987 illustrates why this is a good thing.